U.S. President Barack Obama has ordered to stop broadcasting the well known drugs-related AMC show after receiving a couple of ricin letters at the White House — as a consequence, the final season, which was expected to start this summer, has been destroyed.
Let’s expand the debate:
How do you think Breaking Bad is going to end?
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The remaining suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings has assured his parents in a telephone conversation he and his slain brother are innocent, and therefore FBI’s investigations have inmediately stopped. “You never lie to your mother on the phone. That’s a fact.”, has stated J. E. Hoover.
Let’s expand the debate: Who watches the watches?
If you just opened this like we told you to, tie yourself or whoever you have near down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this is going to be a rough fucking ride.
For those of your “friends” that have their heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is NOT the majority, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events (if you know what we mean) and general “social” interactions with U.S. We’ve been getting texts on texts about you LITERALLY being so fucking HARMLESS and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee beloved terrorism organization, I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now or, better, punch til death whoever you have around so that we don’t have to fucking find you on dessert to do it ourselves.
We do not give a flying fuck, and United States does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to “talk” to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to “talk” to sisters, and this week is NOT, we fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about “fostering relationships” in the american community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to talk to every one of their citizens in that fucking frozen banana stand. Newsflash you stupid cock: AMERICANS DON’T LIKE TERRORIST. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: UNITED STATES IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF YOU FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, YOU FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shit head about have talked openly about being friends with americans. Are you fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, we LITERALLY want you to email us back telling us if you’re mentally slow so we can make sure you don’t go anyway (if you know what we mean). If U.S. openly said “Yeah we’re gonna chase another terrorist group, like Hezbollah”, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be making friends at other country, we don’t give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that country. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other terrorists to leave with you.
"But Al!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I’ve been cheering on our bombs at all the attacks, doesn’t that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT "SOBER" FUCKING EVENTS TOO. We’ve not only gotten texts about you being fucking WEIRD about terrorism (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what’s a Kaláshnikova?” is not fucking funny), but we’ve gotten texts about you actually cheering for other terrorist groups. The opposing. Fucking. Group. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! We don’t give a SHIT about terroristship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TERRORIST GROUP AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A BOMB EVENT? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people hate you that you think being a good little supporter of the american community is going to make our leadership happy? Well it’s time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING LEADER. We will fucking cunt punt you if we hear about doing something like that, and we don’t give a fuck if you BOMB us, WE WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.
"Ohhh Al-Qaeda, I’m now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:
DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT’S ATTACK.
We’re not fucking kidding. Don’t go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING we’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, we repeat, HORRIBLE TERRORIST FOR THIS GROUP. We would rather have 40 girls that are violent, kill boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 like you that are fucking faggots. You are one of the people that have told us “Oh nooo boo hoo I can’t kill humans I’m too sober”, and therefore we pity you because we don’t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our group. Seriously. We swear to fucking God if we see you being a goddamn boner again at tonight’s event, we will tell you to put a bullet in your head even if you’re sober. We’re not even kidding. Try us.
And if you are offended at this email, we would apologize but we really don’t give a fuck.Go fuck yourself,
They ensure that the Mar’s rat that can be clearly recognized in last year’s photos taken by Mr. Roboto is actually a rock and nothing else. NASA’s negative to a change.org petition asking them to use an HD camera instead of the poor quality one they have may let the cat out of the bag.
Let’s expand the debate: Did Curiosity kill the cat?
No big deal. We thought they already beared it, anyway.
Let’s expand the debate: What does “U.S.” stand for?
The “no-chance” Spurs sweep into NBA Finals while population on San Antonio streets saying “pinch me” increase
But still there’s no chance they can beat Miami Heat.
Let’s expand the debate: Is San Antonio team the new pacer?
Caused by the poor social conditions and aging-associated diseases on Facebook, a lot of people are migrating to Twitter. “We have to stop this massive occupation”, Mr. Blue Bird has declared.
Let’s expand the debate: What are you doing?
Grown ups talk about the convenience or not of carrying on with this Syria’s war motherfucking thing
The meeting ended up with a food fight.
Let’s no expand the debate.
Rihanna and Amanda Bynes are both bigheaded inmature childs and we thought for you to know will be important for your life
Trust us —knowing this will make your life complete. You can even talk about it on your own Twitter account and try to discover AIDS cure (we got that covered, though).
Let’s expand the debate: What kind of alias is “Riri”?
Look up to the sky and pretend that those little white dots are more important to you than usually now that you know that they are planets, because planets are awesome
Actually this was a yesterday’s night thing to do. You can do it today too but you will be less cool.
Let’s expand the debate: Should Pluto be considered a planet? What about Goofy?
Mahatma Gandhi’s blood is more than a souvenir. Thanks to auctioneers at the Ludlow Racecourse in Shropshire, Gandhi’s blood was up for auction today, and it was sold to a guy for a bunch of bunches of Euros (bunch of bunchy bunches of dollars) because it can cure AIDS, and maybe cancer too.
Let’s expand the debate: Is the guy that has bought the blood sample actually a vampire?
The police have found the conscious body of the well-known heroine hanging in his flat. “I apologize that women had to see this today but it is just so bloody unfair”, Wonder Woman has said crying to the cameras after being released from the gallow’s rope.
Let’s expand the debate: Can you name all the pretty faces up there?
British butcher is confused with some kind of religious fanatic and then records himself making a viral video to prove his innocence and cash in some money on YouTube
Prime Minister David Cameron was being attacked by a Cobra at the same time.
Let’s expand the debate: How do you like your flesh?